Ryan Reynolds Trolls Mark Wahlberg's Ridiculous Daily Schedule With His Own

Ryan Reynolds pulled through to make a mockery of Mark Wahlberg's obscenely over-achieving daily regimen. We would expect nothing less. 

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    The inspiration behind Ryan Reynolds' latest troll comes from this piece of insanity:

    Text - Julian Druker Follow @Julian5News So many questions about Mark Wahlberg's daily schedule. A 90 min shower at 0600? Just 30 mins of golf? Is it crazy golf?
    via @Julian5News
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    Mark Wahlberg is no mere mortal. Clearly.

    Text - Also this FAQ Typical daily schedule: 2:30am wake up 2:45am prayer time 3:15am break fast 3:40-5:15am workout 5:30am post-workout meal 6:00am shower 7:30am golf 8:00am snack 9:30am cryo chamber recovery 10:30am snack 11:00am fami ly time/ meetings/work calls 1:00pm lunch 2:00pm meetings /work calls 3:00pm pick up kids @ school 3:30pm snack 4:00pm workout #2 5:00pm shower 5:30pm dinner/family time 7:30pm bedtime
    via @Julian5News
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    Very fair question.

    Text - Tom Swarbrick Follow @TomSwarbrick1 Replying to @Julian5 News Is the "cyro chamber recovery" from the snack or from the 30 minutes of golf?
    via @Julian5News
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    We have QUESTIONS.

    Text - Vincent McAviney Follow @VinnyMcAv Replying to @Julian5News Also midday family time, when his kids are at school...
    via @Julian5News
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    Seriously, gets me right in the feels.

    Text - Chris Mandle Follow @chris_mandle Nothing makes me feel like an underachiever more than realising Mark Wahlberg is already on his eighth snack of the day.
    via @chris_mandle
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    Reynolds goes on to share this mock daily schedule on The Tonight Show:

    Text - WEEKLY PLANNER MONDAY 9AM-7PM GYM, TAN, LAUNDRY MOMA EVENT FORA SIMPLE FAVOR (NO DIVORCE JOKES!) 8PM 9PM SNEAK OUT OF MOMA SCREENING TO REGROUP. IT CAN'T BE ALL ABOUT YOU. THIS IS HER MOMENT GET IT TOGETHER, ASSHOLE TUESDAY 8AM TODAY SHOW TAPING! TALK AVIATION GIN WITH WILLIE GEIST 2PM FIND OUT WHY THEY'RE CALLED TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS AND NOT LEAVES. IT MAKES NO SENSE. WEDNESDAY 10AM BRAINSTORM WORLD PEACE 11AM SAVE ENVIRONMENT 12PM LUNCHABLE 1PM-7PM FIND NEW HAIRSTYLE THURSDAY PARENTING DA
    via @Julian5News

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